assvertising
when a woman advertises that she wants s-x by moving her -ss in erotic ways.
i totally wanna nail that chick, she been -ssvertising all night…
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words or advertising logos placed on the -sses of female clothing.
check out the -ssvertising on that -ss! school names, team names, phrases, city names, etc. usually written in large letters. i.e. cheer, pink, swim, orlando
those ugly-as-sin pants that have words written across the -ss-cheeks. when watching a woman -ssvertising while she walks, you get this effect: “hillcrest” (step) “hillcrest” depending on which -ss-cheek is up. severely not s-xy.
look, tanya’s decided to -ssvertise today!
“should i buy these pants?” “ew, no, those are -ssvertising pants.”
the wearing of advertising or words across one’s -ss….-ssvertising!
what’s that written across your -ss, oh i see it’s -ssvertising! commonly seen on sweat pants and shorts, usually on females.
when someone texts a picture of themself naked to somebody else. usually ends up being retexted to another person.
i just got a text from chandler. she’s -ssvertising again.
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