asswipe

a person that annoys the h-ll out of me an acts like a complete douchebag.
you’re a -sswipe
1) a device that has been used to remove excrement from the -n-s. 2) a person who resembles in behavior, language or att-tude a device used to remove excrement.
1) she used the poison ivy as an -sswipe.
2) i can’t believe he kicked the keg! what an -sswipe!
an idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an -sshole.
“he is so godamed stupid…… freakin -sswipe.
(“freakin” is always prior to “-sswipe”)
a sh-thead, sh-tsleeve, sh-tb-m, -sshole, d-ckface, etc.
yo, -sswipe, get your hands off my sister!
a complete moron; without a clue
george bush is an -ss wipe
1. a stupid individual you can’t stand
2. another term for an -sshole
3. a brown-noser. someone who is a teacher’s pet or stuck up someone’s -ss.
1.becky’s b–b ain’t that big, she is such an -sswipe.
2. what an -sswipe.
3. why don’t you get your head out of mr. smith’s -ss, you -sswipe.
there is a common misconception that an -sswipe can be equated to an -sshole. this is quite untrue. an -sswipe simply doesn’t care. this is usually carried out to such an extreme extent that the apathy brings misfortune to those around the -sswipe.

the key distinction is intent. an -sshole would stick his leg out to trip you, making you drop what you were carrying and bringing general harm upon you. an -sswipe would never dream of tripping you, but if you did trip, he would simply watch as you struggled to collect the scattered papers you had dropped. he doesn’t hurt you but would never think of lifting a finger to help. he also may laugh a little at the sight of you falling over.
victim: “dude, you pushed me into quicksand, you -sshole.”
-sshole: “haha, i did.”

victim: “dude, i fell into quicksand, help me!”
-sswipe: “eh.”
an undesirable or offensive person.
“quit being such an -ss wipe.”

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