asswype
to accidentally send an unintelligible text message to someone while your smart phone is in your back pocket, similar to b-tt dial, often causing the receiver to reply w.t.f.
my “smart” phone -sswypes my wife every time i bang my girlfriend in the back of my prius.
we were at the movies, and i kept getting -sswypes from my girlfriend; she was sitting on her phone again.
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