Assymptote


a friend you have always been close to, and continue to get closer to every day, but you will never date them, because they are an -ss.
a: “hey, you and c should date!”
b: “nah, i like them, but they’re an -ssymptote”

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    to enter or settle in a country or region in which one is not native, commonly to save ones -ss from total obliteration often the outcome from a moronic exertion. “yo, where is the boss’s watch?!” “sh-t i think i’ve lost it” “what you gona do man? he’ll go crazy if he hears?!” “i’m f-cking […]

  • Nipsey Diss

    whenever someone roasts someone real bad, and you don’t say dang he just got roasted you say dang that was a nipsey diss girl: you so ugly you look like my foot man: your -ss look like my breakfast random dude: d-mn that was a nipsey diss

  • Useless fuckwhistle

    a person who cannot comprehend or execute the simplest of tasks “my f-cking roommate was so ignorant that they opened the box of cereal from the wrong end, and i opened it from the opposite end, and it spilled all over the floor! she is such a useless f-ckwhistle

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    we don’t really talk. wdrt, but you seem chill


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