asteriks
incorrect pr-nounciation of the word ‘asterisk’. use of the word ‘asteriks’ is a result of the usa’s substandard education system.
jim: hey lou, what’s that star thingy called that you get from pressing shift + 8?
lou: an asteriks
jim: aha! i knew you were a dumb-ss.
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a common misspelling of the word “asterisk.”
(an asterisk is the star symbol: -)
jim: hey bob, how do you write a footnote reference?
bob: put an asterik at the end of the reference word and an asterik at the begginning of the footnote itself.
jim: please, bob, the the tricks i do with my -ss have nothing to do with this. i’ll just put asterisks there instead.
a justice server in the world of sports. pretty much the greatest way to humiliate cheaters and thieves who have attempted to break records for nothing much in return.
clear examples of the asterik:
16-0-
barry bonds 756 home run ball-
marion jones at the sydney 2000 olympics- (dq)
the thing that p-sses all gamers off when they get extremely frusterated and start spamming the most vile and horrid combinations of words ever and never are able to express themselves clearly because of these annoying little stars that subst-tute for the word
corey: i just owned you soo hard noob!
joey: what!?!?! you — —- ——– ——
corey: wtf?
joey: —- asteriks…
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