Asteroid

a miniature robotic vessel that enters through the -n-s>
pr-nounce -ss-droid
that asteroid was very uncomfortable in an interesting way.
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any vehicle, especially on the interstate, driving ten or more miles an hour under the speed limit. see also asteroid field.
all these asteroids puttering down the road are killing me.
a male takes a sh-t. as males are wont to do, he stands up and looks down upon the mighty work his -n-s has wrought. after the proper time has p-ssed and propriety has been suitably satisfied, the male may then aim his p-ss to break the sh-t clumps into progressively smaller t-rds-, evocative of the cl-ssic atari arcade game asteroids. this effect is especially poignant if the feces are of the “floater” variety.

-it is said that the man who manages this feat most perfectly will subsequently gain entrance to the outer ring of the seventh circle of h-ll. he may then, if he were so inclined, feed his frothy sh-t smoothie directly to hitler, who resides therein.
lucifer 4:19 : verily, p-ssageway shalt be granted to the mortal who, with his properly directed discharge, doth break up his droppings sufficiently so that none greater than might clog a small thimble remain. yea, this deed shalt hereto forthwith be referred to as “achieving an asteroids”.
an itching or painful m-ss of dilated veins in swollen -n-l tissue
“do you have asteroids”
“no but my dad does, they’re so bad he cant sitdown somedays”
the fattest thing at a party. you wouldn’t f-ck her, but you’d let her suck your d-ck.
were there any girls at that party?” “yeah, but there was an asteroid, too.” “oh. gross. did you f-ck her?” “no, but i let her suck my d-ck.
any rock floating about in outer sp-ce. there is a whole bunch of suck rocks floating about in outer sp-ce between the earth and mars, and this is known as the asteroid belt. when a stray asteroid gets heavily influenced by a planet’s gravitation field, when it strays to close to the said planet, and eventually ends up crashing into that planet, the asteroid becomes a meteorite. if it does not end up crashing in, but grazes the atmosphere, or burns up in the aire itself, it is known as a meteor.
one of the largest asteroids is named after the gaulish g-d of the sky, tautatis.
a bathroom game where the partic-p-nt ( usually a gentleman) will try to blast a piece of feces into a million pieces with his urine stream; akin to the cl-ssic video game of the same name
some one didn’t flush their p–p at work today so i had a rousing game of asteroids on 15 minute break