Asteroid Armor


a unique and fully operational impact protection kit (a hardhat). as a bonus, the cheap plastic is designed to melt away in post impact heat preventing you from having to remove the armor manually.
dude – is that a huge asteroid coming through the atmosphere? holy cr-p it is! put on this asteroid armor!

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