asthmesity
when an obese (really, really fat) person begins to breath heavily due to minor physical activity (like walking across a room, climbing out of a car, playing video games, holding a pencil, eating, or ect.) then blames it on thier asthma acting up. asthmesity may also be followed by redness of the face, sweating, and a complete denial of being gross, fat, and out of shape.
after walking the 6 ft. from the buffet table back to his seat mark began to breath heavily, sweat, and become light headed. mark then said, “i need my inhaler. i am having and asthma attack,” to his friends who were already seated.
his friend jason then said, “yeah right that fat -ss doesn’t have asthma! the only thing he is suffering from is asthmesity.”
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