astro kiss
an astro kiss is the result of someone inadvertently sitting their “-ss” too far back on the toilet leaving a brown “kiss” mark in the outer-sp-ce of the seat.
i was going to use the gas station restroom until i saw that the last person left an astro kiss.
Read Also:
- high zoning
basically, slang for being high, na’mean? “95-i, i drive, high zoning…” – nas
- chair chubbing
when you lie down on your front, on a m-ssage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too. darling i’m just chair chubbing myself up and i’ll be good to go!
- girlfriend veto
this is used when the man in question is making a bad decision. the girlfriend has the right to enforce a veto. bf: i’m going out with my friends. were cliff jumping today! gf: youre gonna die. that’s a total girlfriend veto.
- hawkmoth
is a reject marvel superhero. who seems to lead a life of crime using the outcast forces of mother nature to make one person in paris mad at a time. his weapon of choice is b-tterflies. he seems to be obsessed with two teenage wannabee superheroes who have mentors that look like they came out […]
- philly toxic waste
putting a philadelphia cheesesteak inside your partners v-g-n- and then putting in cheese wiz. you then proceed to mix your d-ck. it provided a nice stew you feast on afterward. i totally gave her a philly toxic waste.