Astroglide
extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt -j-c-l-t–n
holy sh-t! amy gave me an astroglide handjob and i shot my load in about 30 seconds!
a form of lubricant that enables the user to perform hi speed punching the clown and reach their point of -j-c-l-t–n much quick then a user of the traditional dry jack. also used where -n-l s-x is required by law.
astroglide is the top performer when it comes to -n-l s-x. don’t play in the mud without it!
1) commercial v-g-n-l lubricant that advertises itself as “second only to nature”
after experiencing masturbation enhanced with astroglide whit felt that all her years of masturbation before had been for nothing!!! second only to nature?! it beats nature using a 2×4 with a nail stuck through it!!!!!!!!!!!
the best -n-l s-x lubricant money can buy.
my girlfriend and i always use astroglide for -n-l s-x lube because it is the slipperiest.
the second most wonderful messy useful product on the planet earth. (the first being chocolate)
squirt that bottle of astroglide and get that hot body moving baby!
gel you rub on a girl’s l-b– before you have s-x. it helps the p-n-s slide in the v-g-n-.
we used astroglide last night during s-x. what a difference!
2nd best s-xual lubricant on this planet
she put 5 drops of astroglide in the reservoir tip condom before she rolled it onto me, and once i was in her i didn’t even know i had a condom on.
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