astronaut

one who insists on driving despite being too high to walk.
“dominick says he can drive to mcdonald’s, but i just saw that astronaut motherf-cka take a big–ss bing hit!”
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to be an astronaut is to be very very high on cannabis.
ha! look at that astronaut!
among the common definitions, one who partakes of dxm (the cough-suppressant found in robitussin and knockoffs) often. a reference to the phrase ‘going to the moon’
g-d, he doesnt drink or smoke, but with all the tussin he gulps he’s a regular astronaut.
cosmic c-ck blockery abound, these sp-ce exploring b-st-rds are known for ruining any chance you have of looking cool at a “roll party” (a social gathering in which ecstasy is consumed)
“who the f-ck invited that astronaut? what the f-ck part of no f-cking astronauts didn’t you understand todd?!”
someone who is amazing in bed (s-x).
g-d, that man is an astronaut!
a s-xual position where the girl is hanging upside with those sp-ce boots ,that the astronauts use to sleep and what not, while hanging upside down she is giving you head and you are wearing a sp-ce helm and right when you brick you scream at the top of your lungs “blast off!”
me: last night i astronaut ed my girlfriend
you: oh? how was that?
me: it was terrific, i was wearing a sp-ce helmet.
filthy, most hated, tang addicted gravity haters. astro-n-z-s covered in astro juice. lowest sc-m of the earth, if they don’t like our planet they should just leave forever. having their moon cheese babies and eating all of their meals upside down. watch out they will stick an american flag in you!
“why, one of those astronauts moved into my neighborhood not too long ago, and simultaneously all of the leaves started changing color and falling off the trees.”

“was that in october?”

“september-october.”