Astronauting


when you stick your thumb up the -ss and your middle finger up the v-g-n- of a woman and toss her, off into a pool, down a bowling alley, or into the air in general. “up, up and away!”
astronauting was joey’s favorite activity until he lost his thumb in the war.

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