Asum Spasm


a spasm of the b-ttuck…. vigorous twitching in the rear and this phenomona only occurs when the sufferer is disturbed or irritated by peers.
chelsea: “i think we could all use a good grind and hand crank…”

rob: “i agree lets do that.”

kasey: “you people make my -ss twitch…” o___o

chelsea: “hoe sh-t, shes got the asum spasm…”

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