Asus eee pc
an asus eee pc is tiny, awesome and has a few trickable outable features… however:
this laptop may be cool and look cooler but it comes with an operating system fit for a six yearold who will die of aids if he doesn’t learn to click on icons by accident.
these tiny laptops are best to buy if you feel like spending a little bit more on mods :
-external cd drive helps for installing a less babyplay os
-an extra monitor for home use.. this may sound silly but if you don’t have it you’ll want it.
-at least one usb flash-memory device with more than 1gb memory on it really helps.
-a usb mouse
-a usb keyboard
mary: “hey john! i just got an asus eee pc!!”
john: “did you buy a sh-tload of extras for it?”
mary: “h-ll yeah! £60s worth!!!”
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