aswang
1.filipino vampire creature. usually taking the appearance of a beautiful woman, but by day she is able to seperate her body, as her upper half is able to fly/levitate while the bottom half just sits around “chilling”. to kill, place salt on torso when upper half is in flight or scaring old people.
2. filipino female with unusually high pitch in voice.
1. “yo what the f-ck is that (points at legs)?”
“i dunno, probably a asw-ng”
2. bob: “ahhhh that girl is so f-cking loud, she could break gl-ss”
miguel: “she prolly a asw-ng, go throw salt at the b–tch”
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a filipina who steals a man’s soul through his wallet, usually foreign men who fall in love with them online. once them man is drained of funds they move onto the next.
i took good care of her but she turned asw-ng and had to cut her off
one who enjoys having w-ng(s) in his -ss.
ben is such a freaking asw-ng.
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