asymptotic boyfriend
a boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend – without ever reaching it.
“my asymptotic boyfriend matt continued to introduce me as his friend whenever we ran into people he knew while we were out, despite having been dating for a couple of months.”
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stands for: attempt to be funny if a perosn says a joke that is not funny or akward, you respond by saying atbf
- athal
mauritian synonym for plagiarist. stealing someone’s work and publishing it as your own, makes you an athal.
- at least a nigga wore polo
it is a statement to use in any scenario possible. can be used as a positive reinforcer or to provide an explanation of something. ” bro i just failed my midterm and i dont think i’ma p-ss this cl-ss ” ” at least a n-gg- wore polo ” example 2: ” bro what is the […]
- at least I have sex
said by someone who is not very involved in some activity routinely as an answer to “look what can i do in (insert the activity here)! you cannot do something like that!” line. most common used when someone is boasting about his computer/gaming skills. -hey! look at this cool program i wrote! can you do […]
- ATmachine
a girl who absolutely loves to suck c-ck – but only after said c-ck has been tickling her lower-intestine for an extended period of time. this girl will seamlessly transition your poundings between her colon and her throat, with tireless fervor. almost like a machine. she will either by naive-complacency or indulgent-voracity – swallow any […]