at your cervix


‘at your service’ in words of pierce hawthorne, tv series community character, thinking he’s answering a lady.
yep, he is such a charming old chap.

(cervix)
gay guy: “excuse me, are you pierce hawthorne of hawthorne wipes?”
pierce: “-at your cervix!- oh sorry, i thought you are a lady. …you can use that cervix line if you want.”

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