atbrosphere
the atbrosphere is a special layer of the (larger) atmosphere, created by (and occupied by) the bro.
only accessible via high and mighty ego and/or the lifted truck or jeep characteristic of the bro himself.
there is also a special layer of the atbrosphere only accessible via low riding sportscar or kegstand.
contains roughly 40% douchebaggery (see: douchebaggery), 20% racism, 20% sh-tty music, 10% h-m-phobia, 5% h-m-erotica, 3% ignorance (an isotope of douchebaggery), 2% oxygen, and 20% dumb, because bros can’t do arithmetic.
bro a: “bro, there’s too many bros at this party. like, this atbrosphere is enbroaching on my brovado.”
bro b: “bro, don’t make me beat your -ss for using so many big words.”
bro a: “sorry, bro, i got a little broverwhelmed for a second there.”
bro b: “…”
bro a: “uhh…i mean…jager bombs! no more queers! f-ck yeah!”
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