Atheistian

an atheistian (atheist + christian) is a stereotypical militant atheist who essentially treats atheism like a religion.

while atheistians will of course deny that atheism “is just another religion”, they have a set of unwritten rules which they expects all members of the “atheist community” to follow

basically a “true atheist” (according to atheistians) is a person who is one or more of the following – a communist, socialist, liberal activist, radical feminist, tree hugging environmentalist, welfare junkie, emo kid, goth, computer geek, fat f-ck, virgin, h-m-s-xual, weeaboo, d&d nerd, social reject, aspie, bas-m-nt dweller, or just a straight up whiney–ss loser in general who b-tches about “atheist persecution” but is less tolerant than a lot of fundies.

any atheist who doesn’t fit this stereotype (ex. supporting gun ownership rights, not voting for the socialist party, playing sports, having a s-x life, enjoying mainstream movies and music, not sporting a neckbeard, etc) is considered on par with a religious heretic by the atheistians and despised even more than christians.
atheist dude: i’m a big fan of bill maher. anyone else here watch his show?

atheistian 13 year old virgin: what??? bill maher??!? you’re a f-cking ignorant moron to watch that douchebag! that guy spouts anti-vaccine propaganda and he’s a horrible representative for the atheist community, and you’re as ignorant as he is for watching his pathetic show. stfu moron.

atheist dude: …uh hey dude, bill maher’s actually a deist, not an atheist.

atheistian 13 year old virgin: ..what what? uh nevermind i don’t care. you’re a moron and you’d make a great creationist considering how f-cking stupid you are. quit giving atheists a bad name, you f-cking moron. i’m going to ignore you from now on, you f-cking idiot. bye.