athlete’s face
the appearance of the common contagious fungus known as “athlete’s foot” on one’s face. use to replace such common phrases as “crater-face”, “scar-face” or “that guy who doesn’t wash his face”.
i was looking forward to my blind date with jamie last week, but when she showed up it was clear from where i was sitting she had athlete’s face. i promptly paid for my drink and left.
itchy, peeling, stinky red face. normally caused by, or -ssociated with being, working cl-ss or lower. poor man’s skin affliction and infection, which results in soreness, redness and flakiness. can also be caused by having a borderline alcoholic issue.
did you see alex ferguson the other night? looked like he a had real bad bout of athlete’s face.
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