Athletic Fat
– the opposite of the clothing style athletic fit and applied as when someone, as in a guy, is out of shape or fat, yet is still very skilled and prolific, when it comes to athletic endeavours such as softball, darts, flag football, ultimate frisbee, or foosball.
friend one: did you see roy at the softball game last night?
friend two: fat roy?
friend one: yeah, for a fat guy, roy hit 3 homeruns and made a great play at first base.
friend two: that’s because he is athletic fat.
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