Atomic dump
a dump so large the whole earth shakes and rattles due to the cataclismic size of the sh-t left. usually occurs due to the ingestion of too much taco bell. often performed by celebrities such as r. kelly or david h-sselhoff.
“jake, take cover i think we’re getting bombed!”-john
“no, john i just took an atomic dump!”-jake
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