Atomic Wank
the act of masturbating while screaming at the top of ones lungs. usually, but not always, performed when one is alone at their place of residence, to achieve enhanced gratification or simply because they can.
the atomic w-nk is related to the danger w-nk due to it’s nature, but carries less risk of discovery and the resulting awkwardness.
man1: so…got the house all to myself tonight.
man2: got any plans?
man1: probably watch some p-rn and have an atomic w-nk.
man2: what about the neighbors?
man1: f-ck ’em.
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