atomise


a made up word, often used by chemistry teachers when you annoy them! meaning to zap someone in to basically nothingness!
teacher: shut up and continue with your work!!

pupil: (turns around and chats to friend) erm yer, so

teachers: i’m going to atomise you in a mintute!

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