Attacked By Life
you are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you’re one cursed motherf-cker.
abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, p-ssed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. that b-tch is attacked by life
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