attention deficit hyperlink disorder
the inability to finish an online article due to the irresistable urge to click the embedded hyperlinks.
“did you read the nyt article about snookie’s hysterectomy?”
“dude, it there were 6 hyperlinks in the first paragraph. i’ve got attention deficit hyperlink disorder. there’s no way i’m making it through that.”
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