Attic Shit
(n) – a sh-t that has been brewing in the body for more than 5 days. these types of feces are so rank, they can result in the closing of a bathroom for days.
phil: jesus man, did you see that hazmat crew in the neighborhood?
steve: yeah, we had to call them in to take care of that attic sh-t mich-lle dropped this morning.
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