Attractiveness/[Accessibility] Scale


hotness: 1-10
accessibility: 1-10

take a calculator, add both scores, and divide by two. that is the offical scale for hotties
“using the attractiveness/accessibility scale, halle berry is a 10 hotness but 0 access, and the old toothless senile grandma at the rest home is a 0 hotness but if you say you’re grandpa she’s a 10 accessibility. so grandma and halle berry are the same!”

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