au jizm


the seminal discharge from a man with a vasectomy. usually, it is characterized by a general lack of viscosity. if a regular -j-c-l-t–n is like gravy, a vasectimized -j-c-l-t–n is like au jus, hence the term.
d-mn, ever since i got snipped, my au j-zm just runs down the wall like water.

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