AU Plague
a disease contracted by most freshman within the first few weeks after arrival to american university. symptoms include uncontrollable cough, stuffy nose, sore throat, and the inability to attend any cl-sses that start before 11:20 am. often contracted by sharing beer bong cups and making out with grenades.
person 1: yo, did you make it to your college writing cl-ss this morning?
person 2: h-ll no i didn’t, i have the au plague. plus that sh-t was at 8:30 so i was like f-ck that and slept in til 3.
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