Aubonics
a red-neck version of the english language spoken by students, faculty and alumnus (also fans of the football program with no affiliation to the university) of auburn university. it is a slang driven language that is almost impossible to understand by anyone other than the ones (aka aubies) who speak it. aubonics is not only grammatically incorrect, the content is ignorant with no rationale what-so-ever. this is driven by paranoia, hate and an inferiority complex from their counterparts from the university of alabama.
after the iron bowl i was approached by an aubie that wanted to explain something to me. after five minutes i just walked away, i didn’t understand a single word that she said – she must have been speaking aubonics.
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