aubs

a commonly used nickname for the nameaubrey. generally describing someone kick-ss and amazing.
“hey, isn’t that aubs over there?”
“d-mn that girl is kick-ss!”
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american university of beirut

established in 1866 in beirut, lebanon. it is known to be the most prestigious university in the middle east.

it has a very beautiful campus with its own, private beach on the mediterranian sea.
degrees awarded by aub are officially registered with the board of education in the state of new york.
typically, an individual who -ssociates themselves with the loveliest little village on the plains, known as auburn university. they are also known to -ssociate themselves with a severe, often unhealthy inferiority complex regarding their cross-state rival, the university of alabama, the state’s flagship inst-tution. this complex is also commonly referred to as the “red-headed stepchild syndrome,” which is ironically appropriate because auburn is a dark shade of the color orange. historically, you can identify an ‘aub’ by their country/confused clothing style (sometimes including flannel, yes it’s 2008).

the mere sight of anything ‘bama related will send a true ‘aub’ over a cliff psychologically. they are certain to tell anyone who will listen that coach paul w. “bear” bryant is dead and was a drunk with a certain morbid glee. they have also been known to proclaim that ‘bama fans live in the past, are delusional, are ‘side-walk’ fans (an apparent swipe at fans who didn’t attend the capstone), and label them “bammers,” and as a last resort will yell “6.” they will call the university of alabama the “cr-pstone”, uat, or any number of other school-yard labels. as you can see, this inferiority complex is bred into their herd over the generations. much like dementia, diabetes, ebola, and avian flu, there is no known cure for this complex. fortunately, the large animal hospital on auburn’s campus is making great strides while championing the effort to find a cure.
dude #1: have you ever experienced a football weekend at auburn?

dude #2: no, i’ve heard the aubs have goat s-x and roll the entire campus with toilet paper after they place a football game.

dude #1: lame–ss aubs.

dude #2: exactly.
typically a female with a cactus/ryan reynolds fetish, who is the twinsie of kyle. she is afraid of heights and always be starin’. she’s awesome but refuses to keep a 20-foot tall goldfish inside her house. if you ever meet aubs make sure you talk about pickles or animal crossing.
“oh look, it’s aubs!(:”
aub, aubbing or aubbed

to take or to take away with no criminal intent or malice.
transitive verb: take excess of or more that equal share
verb: to take advantage of for profit or gain
to get into one’s possession by force, skill, or artifice, especially:
a. to capture physically; seize: take an enemy fortress.
b. to seize with authority; confiscate.
he came in and aubbed the cookies that were on the table.
jim got out of his seat to grab a beer and stephen aubbed the chair jim was sitting in.
there were excess leftovers from the party and steve came in later with tupperware and aubbed what was left.
the company execs received ipads for work and frankie a delegate aubbed the last one even though he wasn’t an exec but a lowly douche bag