Auction Wank
the act of masturbation in which the climax, being an -rg-sm or -j-c-l-t–n, is perfectly in sync with some sort of auction (ebay etc).
created at around the very beginning of ebay, in london, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. the year of 1995.
‘hey guys, last night i had the best auction w-nk! i came just as i won my new wardrobe!’
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