Audi 5000

an adjective desribing one or more people who intend on leaving a particular place. audi’s model 5000 sedan was plagued with a problem charcterized by unintended acceleration, in which drivers’ complained that the vehicle lurched forward when their foot was on the brake pedal. in reality, it turned out that the acclerator and brake pedals were unusually close together. this is why audi 5000 is -ssociated with leaving quickly, because that is what this vehicle did when some old fartknocker hit the gas instead of the brakes.
“i’m audi 5000”. or “i’m audi”.
an announcement that you’re taking off

a goodbye.
we were done with the lame party and wanted to go home so we were audi 5000
a synomym of “leaving”.
cr-p, the cops are coming. i’m audi5000.
a full size luxury/sports sedan made by audi in the late 70’s till late 80’s (later became the model 100). back in the day it was audi’s flagship car had many features such as all wheel disc breaks(type 44 models) electronic climate control hydro power steering/power breaks power seats power windows vacuum powered locks power sunroof. these cars have a 5 cylinder slant engine that has bosch csi injection they also got a bad rep for unintended acceleration which 60 minutes made a fake rig to make the car speed up on its own. which almost causing audi to quit selling cars in the states.
mark:”what kind of car do you have man”
me:”i have a 1986 audi 5000s”
leaving a scene or situation in a hurry. it is sometimes mistakenly referred to as “outtie 5000,” perhaps in reference to the “out,” as used in two-way radio communication.
example: terminating an unbearable chat session on a dating website.

lamedude1990:hey gurrl, watss gud?

lamedude1990:sorry bout my typin, been huffin dem paint fumes all day lollll

annoyedgirl1979:seriously?

lamedude1990:yes, seriously.

annoyedgirl1979:um.

annoyedgirl1979: audi 5000.
leaving someplace. see “ghost”.
this b-tch is crazy! i’m audi 5000!
slang for “outtah here.” which is slang for “i’m getting out of here.” “or i’m leaving.” rap culture sign off in which the recording artist is being braggadocious about what he/she is driving when they leave the scene. the audi 5000 was a popular luxury car of the time. this coupled with the fact that “audi” sounds like “outtah.” a pun if you will.
this song is over. i’m audi 5000, g.

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