Audio retreat
to take a break from the fast pace of modern life by listening to some chill-out and relaxing music.
“the first thing i do when i get in after a b-tch of a day, is take an audio retreat.”
while wearing headphones at your desk with your feet up and your hands behind your head try placing this sign on your desk:
“please come back at a later time. i’m on an audio retreat.”
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