Augsburg College

a: a school for squares and bros.
b: an imaginary college behind jimmy john’s (especially when used by a student at the university of minnesota).
c: a depository of nice lutheran girls.
usage a:
mom 1: “my son goes to augsburg college.”
mom 2: “ahh, he must be quite the little brah.”
mom 1: “you’re right, he is.”

usage b:
u student 1: “i went to get a sandwich the other day and i swore i saw a college bookstore across the street.”
u student 2: “were you drunk?”
u student 1: “probably. my mistake.”

usage c:
dude 1: “i hear you got a new girlfriend.”
dude 2: “i did. she studies youth and family ministry at augsburg college.”
dude 1: “she must be a very nice young woman with a healthy spirituality.”
dude 2: “don’t forget about her physical attrativeness!”
augsburg continues to reflect the commitment and dedication of the founders who believed:

an augsburg education should be preparation for service in community and church;
education should have a solid liberal arts core with a practical dimension in order to send out productive, creative, and successful citizens;
the city — with all its excitement, challenges, and diversity — is an unequaled learning laboratory for augsburg students.
augsburg is a quality liberal arts inst-tution set in the heart of a great metropolitan center. there are now almost 18,000 augsburg alumni. in a world that has changed much since those first days of the college, augsburg still sends out graduates who make a difference where they live and work.

in addition to undergraduate liberal arts and sciences augsburg offers master’s degree programs in business, education, leadership, nursing, physician -ssistant studies, and social work. augsburg also offers graduate and undergraduate level nursing courses as well as supporting degree courses through its rochester program based in rochester, minnesota
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