Augusta, GA

nasty -ss ghetto city in georgia more commonly known as disgusta. has a lot of pollution, crime, and just pure -ss nastiness. the place smells like -ss and looks like a third world country. half the population is r-t-rded and the other half just look that way. it would be the perfect location for a post apocalyptic zombie movie.
take a trip to augusta, ga and it will make detroit seem like paradise.
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the second largest city and metro area in georgia, next to the savannah river. home of augusta national golf course and the augusta riverdogs. 30 minutes from georgia’s largest man made lake, clarks hill. augusta is also home to georgia’s only public health sciences graduate school, medical college of georgia.
augusta, ga
the worst, most boring city ever to exist. the heat and humidity are horrible. if you take a deep breath of stagnant, augusta air, you will smell farts and marijuana stank, along with the occasional note of sh-t. this is due to the fact that, apparently, every g-d forsaken piece of land here has to be built on, leaving less trees. the heat seems to make people crazy, which is probably causing the -ss-loads of crime we have.
augusta is also what some dub the “golf capital of the world” because the masters is held here. if you have been to augusta because of that, here’s something you don’t know: master’s week is the only time that augusta looks like a normal, nice place to be.
while it’s the only place i have ever lived, i was raised by people who aren’t from here, therefore i am a normal person who lives in a place filled with dumbfarts. as a person unlike the majority, i think that everyone who lives here falls under at least one of the following categories:

1. a wh-r-
2. a sn-b
3. a person who regularly speeds
4. a person whose brain is so affected by the heat that they don’t put a d-mn bit of thought into what they’re doing
5. a person who isn’t from around here and/or is raised by someone who isn’t from here who is wondering why the h-ll they’re here.

unless you absolutely have to, don’t move to augusta. just…don’t.
person 1: “oh my g-d man, i just came back from augusta, ga.”

person 2: “for real, man?”

person 1: ” yeah, just because some of my relatives live there. i don’t know how they can live there, it’s so boring.”

person 2: “i feel sorry for you, but i feel especially bad for your relatives. d-mn.”
a nice size city in east central georgia, home of the masters international golf tournament, it is a city which receives heavily unneeded criticism, but could use some work.
guy: have you gotten tickets to the masters in augusta, ga yet? guy:yep
a city in georgia ( the peach state ) where a big golf tournament is played… if your a golf freak this is your city!!
augusta, ga is where the biggest golf tournament in the world takes place, but none of the people that live there care