Aunt Esther
a very unfortunate looking women who lives in the same neighborhood (watts in south l.a.) as fred g. sanford. she’s a bible preacher that thinks fred is the devil because all fred and his friends do is make fun of esther.
“everyone’s having a good time. even esther. she’s smiling. you just can’t tell because her face is in the way.” – fred sanford
“oh no! you can’t come in here, esther! i haven’t covered up all my mirrors yet!” – fred sanford
“i can put aunt esthers face into some dough and make gorilla cookies.” – fred sanford
lamont – “she’s in this beauty pagent competing against her peers.”
fred – “her peers?”
lamont – “yeah”
fred – “you mean g-dzillas in this too?”
“i can put tracing paper over your face and trace me a moose!” – fred sanford
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