Auntie Kriss-ied


top definition
verb. ant-e-kris-eed

to become outrageously intoxicated at a family function.

causes: not standing up until 4 gl-sses of wine are finished, while drinking in the sun

symptoms: laughing and talking at an incredibly high pitch, followed by vomiting before p-ssing out.
she got so auntie kriss-ied this weekend that she told her husband she wasn’t sure it was forever !

i was so auntie kriss-ied last night that i peed in the closet.

you need to relax, you are too auntie-kriss-ied right now.

i don’t have a job, so i can get auntie kriss-ied anytime i feel like it.

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