aural hematomas
when you are f-cking someone -n-lly who is wearing doorknocker earrings. you grab them and pull back and forth as fast as you can making their ears swell up. sometimes resulting in a pink ear.
josh: “haha me and jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her door knockers, so i grabbed and yanked them side to side”
zack: “haha nice cl-ssic aural hematomas right there.”
josh: “ya except she tighted up her -ss when i did it and i pulled out… here ears swelled up and turned all pink it was nasty”
zach: “eww.”
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