aural masturbation
when someone loves hearing the sound of their own voice, and that person’s idea of a conversation is actually a soliloquy or monologue…and simply won’t stfu.
steve appeared to be blissful and aloof, oblivious to the bored and vexed faces of his companions, as he listened to the wall of sound exiting his mouth in yet another round of aural masturbation.
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