AureusFail
n. a white guy (usually thinks he is an “entrepreneur”) who becomes a “scammer” for not being able to repay his debts. the act of thinking that you are an “entrepreneur” but actually are a failure makes you an “aureusfail”.
that white guy was such an aureusfail, he thought he could run a business but instead wasted all our money.
“i’ll sell you an ipad, just give me your money and i’ll quickly close my company” – this is referred to as an “aureusfail”.
“entrepreneur much, not so much” phrase used to identify an aureusfail
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