Auro
auro comes from “aurum” – the latin word for gold. auro is the golden guy. he is the successful one, number one at school, the one that all girls dream about. auro is the ace who puts his golden medals in rows on the wall, the guy whose teeth glitter when he smiles. as if it wasn’t enough, beneath all the gold there is a heart of pure diamond, and behind his muscular exterior there is an excellent brain shining like the sun.
“what’s the matter with you linda, suddenly you are all quiet?”
“psss, don’t turn around, auro is over there. oh g-d, i wish i had my sungl-sses with me so that i could look directly at him without getting blind…”
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