auroara boarealis
a noisy and spectacular phenomena of color-rich patches of lights in the sky, the sounds remind observers of agitated lions, while the ethereal images resemble bounding hogs; scientists and historians alike theorize that this is likely where the term “when pigs fly” originated.
since hazzard county is located in the deep south, its residents seldom witness much northern lights activity, but they need only be present at one of boss hogg’s infamous crybaby tirade-rants to see plenty of auroara boarealis action.
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