Aussie dump
the act of sh-tting-hovering ever so slightly over the rim of the toilet and facing the opposite direction(towards the flusher) in an attempt to create obtuse skid marks.
ted:”woahhh those are some gnarly skid marks!
douglas: “yupp, i took an aussie dump”
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