aussieturd
those little round b-lls of dog cr-p that you find in your house when you have an australian shepherd dog. he goes outside like he’s supposed to but little t-rds get caught up in his long fur and brought into the house for you to step on them in the middle of the night…
i stumbled into the bathroom last night and stepped on a d-mn aussiet-rd again! eeeuck!
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