Austin Seaholm
1. a whiny f-ggot b-tch pro skater who got does the most kookiest sh-t ever. infamous for getting third at the tampa pro 2003 contest and throwing his trophy into the crowd in protest because he really thought he was better than tony trujillo. was found moments later sitting on the curb out front crying like a woman on pms.
2. anybody who gets more recognition than they deserve and then cries and throws a tantrum because they feel they deserve more.
1. hey austin seaholm, 1991 called and said they wanted their style back.
2. did you hear ray threw an austin seaholm? his teacher felt sorry for him and p-ssed even though he failed and ray still had the nerve to cry because he didn’t get an a.
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