austinjob
when you get a bl-wj-b, but the servicer bites the tip of their partner’s p-n-s. popular in san bruno and anime conventions.
i was getting my d-ck sucked while reading manga, but then this fool went and bit my p-n-s. therefore… it was an austinjob.
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