Australian Accent
pseudo-british
for some reason this still doesn’t derail girls from loving it.
girl: oh i go ga-ga for an australian accent
not steve irwin…
its not ok.
g-d im sick of people thinking the australian accent sounds like steve irwin, shut up media.
its kinda like a british accent if that british person was a rapist.
australian guy: g’day sheila!
girl 1: o no don’t rape me!!!!!
girl 2: relax its just an australian speaking in his australian accent.
australian guy: reckon il be of to the never never to hunt roo,s and wrestle crocks.
sounds so awful it makes you want to cut your ears off
they sound like they have a clothespeg on their nose
‘feesh and cheeps’
australian accent = r-t-rded english
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