australian beard
the australian beard occurs when a chick either doesn’t brazillian wax, or only focuses on the pelvis region and the lips and neglects and growth below there. when handling said p-ssy you find that hair starts up below the vagial hole and continues for some distance, hanging down a noticeable ways forming a beard of sorts. this is the kind of beard you definitely do not want to kiss.
“dude, i was gonna f-ck alina last night but her australian beard was longer than my d-ck and i ran out of there as fast as i could!”
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